itsalluseless: is acctuually fairly fuckin,,g  c;heap forr a pyramid (the $1100000. ppyramid)
2017-08-20 09:20 pm
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week 2, sunday, after the trial

[It won't be difficult to find Battler after the trial, if Vriska so chooses. He's standing out on the beach, staring up at the darkening sky. It's been a dramatic day, so apparently he's choosing to end it by being dramatic himself.]
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (Default)
2017-08-18 07:50 pm
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week 2, thursday evening

[So everyone's having lots of fun with these hallucinations, aren't they? After he's done arguing with people who aren't actually there, Battler tries to get himself together a little and decides to seek out one of his fellow Sirens. Maybe there's something that needs to be discussed about tonight? Or something?

As soon as he lays eyes on Fie, though, all thoughts of secret murder club discussions leave his head. He stops and stares, transfixed by what he's seeing.
]
itsalluseless: is acctuually fairly fuckin,,g  c;heap forr a pyramid (the $1100000. ppyramid)
2017-08-08 03:43 pm
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week one, after the first siren meeting

[Once the meeting is over and the Sirens start making their way back from the hidden hut, Battler pauses for a while near the end of the path. He's got a piece of paper in his hand and is staring at it, expression a mixture between sadness and determination.

He might be a little distracted, but now might be a good time to approach him for a private chat before everyone returns to the village.
]
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (we both go down together)
2013-09-16 11:19 pm

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Memory: "That bastard can't escape this island until tomorrow either...!" [ep1] (Significant Negative)
Game: Love stories for Morgan and the Green Knight (not played)
Day: 260
Form: A candied apple. 5/6 uses left.

grr angry
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (ever confusing me it's you)
2013-09-16 03:06 pm

Memory 33

Memory: Erika's introduction [ep5] (Trivial Neutral)
Game: Hearts (not played)
Day: 257
Form: Miniature macarons in a box. 8/9 uses left.

bluh bluh huge detective
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (♚'cause you've got a lot to do)
2013-09-16 02:51 pm
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Skill 08

Skill: Red Truth
Game: Delivery quest for Cecily and Masked Lady
Day: 256
Form: A key-shaped cookie decorated in Emerald. (Untaken)

wooo uminekos
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (paints you the picture you want to see)
2013-09-16 02:39 pm

Memory 32

Memory: Blue machine gun to counter the red sword [ep4] (Significant Neutral)
Game: Treasure hunt with Peter (not played)
Day: 255
Form: A small golden treasure chest, palm-sized. Open the chest to receive your memory. (Untaken)

wow battler you are such a loser
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (♚it wears you thin)
2013-05-30 08:11 am
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Memory 31

Memory: A proper wedding [ep6 Tea Party] (Significant Positive)
Game: Anon confessions (not played)
Day: 251
Form: A brightly coloured party cracker marked with a giant red WARNING!! label. You will need a friend or teammate to hold one end while you pull on the other—resulting in a shared memory. SURPRISE! (shared with Roxas)

The curtain closes on the tale woven by the Golden Witch. )
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (♚even if we don't know where we are;)
2013-05-30 08:03 am
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Memory 30

Memory: Beatrice's funeral [ep7] (Significant Negative)
Game: Cats and dogs and hot dogs (not played)
Day: 249
Form: Condiment packets; each labeled and with a little dotted curve on the corner that says ‘TEAR ME.’ One is KETCHUP, one is MUSTARD, and one is RELISH! You have to eat the entire packet to get the memory. 2/3 uses left.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Illusions to illusions. )
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (♚I want no other)
2013-05-30 07:57 am

Memory 29

Memory: Giving Ange the key [ep7 ???/ep8] (Significant Positive)
Game: Kitsune's AU game (not played)
Day: 242
Form: A bunch of ripe cherries. 2/3 uses left.

shh lil sis shh
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (told you sunday just how long it's been)
2013-05-30 07:45 am

Memory 28

Memory: Applauding Eva's ascension [ep3] (Trivial Positive)
Game: Nick's madlibs (not played)
Day: 238
Form: A strand of flax. Tie it around your finger to view the memory. 2/3 uses left.

yay my aunt is a witch now
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (mistakes)
2013-05-02 07:21 am
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Skill 07

Skill: NEVER GETTING TOO WET EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A TYPHOON??
Game: Castle defence with Hansel and Gretel (Not played)
Day: 244
Form: A slice of bread. It's a little stale, but edible.

THE POWER OF NARRATIVE CONVENIENCE. Umineko characters run around in the rain a lot, but no one ever gets too wet. Fancy clothes and papers carried in pockets don't get ruined, there's never any mention of anyone needing to dry down with a towel or change clothes, ridiculous birdlike hairstyles retain their form immediately after stepping inside. It's not immunity to getting wet by any means, simply a guarantee of staying pretty and cozy.
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (wear no disguise for me)
2013-04-10 12:30 am
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Some kind of meme

Okay, I can't currently brain enough to do a proper writeup of Battler's heart but I know people were interested to know what kind of changes they made so ASK ME ABOUT THEM HERE??

Also Battler recently made it to 10k comments so let's have a general question/relationship dot meme here too :|a
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (♚I've got a problem)
2013-03-26 10:36 pm
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Memory 27

Memory: Reception rescue [ep6] (Significant Positive)
Game: Jabberquest
Day: 233
Form: Small hand mirror with a dark gray casing. 5/7 uses left. (Shared with Beatrice)

OOH MISS BEATRICE OOH
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (♚it's got to be somewhere great)
2013-03-19 02:32 pm
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Memory 26

Memory: Making games is almost as hard as reviving witches [ep6] (Significant Negative)
Game: Cassandra's Winter Wonderland
Day: 230
Form: A box of three christmas crackers! Pop a cracker to receive a memory. 2/3 uses left.

OH DESIRE
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (smearing the globe)
2013-03-19 02:29 pm
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Memory 25

Memory: Valentine's and White Day [Tsubasa] (Trivial Positive)
Game: Fell's trust game
Day: 229
Form: One fake diamond half. Must be broken to view memory.

I'll just cheat for this one and link the TIPS directly.

Stakes' Valentine's Day
Beatrice's White Day
Butterfly Kiss
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (for me to be;)
2013-03-19 02:27 pm
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Memory 24

Memory: First Twilight and Detective's Authority [ep5] (Trivial Negative)
Game: Nimue and Odile's argument game
Day: 228
Form: A miniature goblet, with a slightly less miniature glass vial. Fill the goblet and drink to receive your memory. 2/3 uses left.

This is an official right of this game, which the human side has acknowledged. )
itsalluseless: as ii clse my eyees and ram  the teapa..rty  with my shitt y blue truthh (meet me on my vast veranda)
2013-03-09 07:34 am
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Skill 06

Skill: ~Proper behavior for a high-class gentleman~
Game: Chance's polls and booster tasks
Day: 227
Form: A foil-wrapped chocolate coin stamped on both sides with a sheaf of wheat.

Pretty much what it says on the tin! Along with things like which fork to use with which dish and an extra infusion of awareness on politeness and tact, this also includes knowledge of the Ushiromiya family's traditions: the order of succession, who's allowed to wear the family crest and who isn't and so on.

Battler is pretty rusty with most of the stuff in this skill due to six years of disuse and won't bother with it most of the time anyway because a)wow who gives a crap and b)wow his family's traditions are total bullshit